How Newt Gingrich Reminds Me of An Ikea Dresser
02 Jan 2012 Leave a Comment
in Uncategorized Tags: 2012, Election, GOP, Ikea, Newt Gingrich, Obama
2012.
Holy SHIT y’all. We sorta made it. Maybe mangled and worse for the wear, but dammit if 2011 didn’t feel like a battle. I had a lot of personal growth, and in 2012 I am going to build on that. But enough of cliche end of the year diatribe. Dead of it.
The Iowa Caucus is coming up in about twenty hours, and as such its a nice distraction from bleak domestic issues. So yay? The field is a complete waste of human space in every sense of the word so the question doesn’t become who would do a ‘bang up job’ as POTUS, but who can Obama beat in a national election. Because I am an Obama supporter. Whew! Glad we got that out of the way. I do not pretend to be objective about it, but don’t think I haven’t thrown shade at the POTUS. Bullshit smells like bullshit no matter which bull it came from. I’m sure that’s an Irish proverb I saw on a throw pillow. Anyhooters…
First, I do not like one Republican candidate, but someone has to run on the GOP ticket. That’s why the Amuse Douche endorses NEWT GINGRICH for the Republican nominee for President of The United States of America. Why would I want that doughy, self righteous adulterer as the nominee? Let us count the ways. Newt Gingrich has A LOT of (lets be real, its Louis Vuitton) baggage. From the pile of wives, to expense accounts, to his inept behavior as Speaker, he has as many weak points as an Ikea dresser. Specifically, my broken Ikea dresser. Which has a lot of weak points.
That is why Newt Gingrich is an Ikea dresser.
